Story of the Week

It was like 11 o'clock and I being a fatass that I am, started making my beautifu sandwich. I'm almost done making it when my dad walks into the kitchen:

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S SO LATE AT NIGHT. YOU KNOW HOW UNHEALTHY IT IS FOR YOU?"

A couple seconds later, I realized the real reason why my dad came into the kitchen.

He was holding an instant noodle cup behind him. As I finished making my sandwich, he was starting to boil his water. Got to love him!