I want a Wife

I want a wife that will clean my room.

I want a wife that will do my homework for me.

I want a wife that will take my socks off for me after I come home from school.

I want a wife that will dry my hair and wash my face.

I want a wife that will pick up my dog's poo while I'm eating dinner.

I want a wife that will do and fold my laundry.

I want a wife that will drive me to anywhere I want.

I want a wife that will buy me clothes and food.

I want a wife that will give me an allowance.

I want a wife that will do my nails.

I want a wife that will make my bed.

I want a wife that will make me a giant dinner every day.

I want a wife that will talk to me when I'm sad.

but I can't have a wife.